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I'd been sleeping with Barnie for more than a year, off and on. He wasn't much for talking, but so what? He was reliable, faithful, and good in bed. I knew exactly where he was most of the time; he didn't look at my girlfriends, didn't have a mother, never argued, didn't expect me to cook and clean, and performed at my command. What more could a girl ask?... click here to read more
Desperately Seeking Susie (available now from Wild Rose Press)
"Testing, testing." The mike made one of those horrible screeching noises, and Candy playfully covered her ears. "Oops, sorry folks". She smiled at the people gathered around her and nodded to a few familiar faces. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Candy Bar." ... click here to read more.
And Patrice Wilton's newest books....
Cater To Your Heart
"Jenna! Thank God you answered your phone!"
Jenna Cassali rolled over, looking at the clock on the nightstand by her hotel bed. "Who is this?" she asked sleepily. She knew the voice, but couldn't place it.
"It's Tara. I need you in room 601 right away," the woman sobbed. "It's Kevin. He's having trouble breathing. It might be a heart attack!"... click here to read more.
Champagne For Two
"Christine, darling, a hairstylist that you know and trust is worth her weight in gold. Won’t you please reconsider?" Emily Perkins, a well respected Palm Beach socialite, had her red manicured claws on Christine’s arm and wouldn’t let go. "I will pay you handsomely to come to my house." Her perfectly outlined bottom lip trembled. "The idea of some new person doing my hair is frightful. I shiver to think of it." She shivered, as if to make a point. "I’ll make it worth your while, I promise."
Christine Bradley shook her head and almost laughed. She’d been accepting small gifts and well wishes from her steady customers all day, but this "grand dame" was behaving as if Christine selling her salon was an act of treason... click here to read more.
The Mars Club
The Colony Theater. New York, NY.
Maddi Clemmons had every right to be nervous. She was not an actress or a celebrity, and never in her wildest dreams could she imagine herself on national TV, hosting a Reality show. But here she was, ready to go on stage leading a group of angry women and their soon-to-be humiliated ex-husbands... click here to read more.
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